Weird...

Guy comes down asking for a snack and a drink. I get him a muffin and a cup of orange juice. And he starts rambling. I hate drunks. Things like that make me not drink. That and drinking costs money.

But it was weeeiiiirrrddd!!!!!!!!!! He was going on about how he talked low cause he was trying to get out of the habit of shouting everything cause he works in construction. And he emphasized his heterosexuality in case his voice sounded queer to me and that he was not in fact queer or was some perver who diddled kids.

Right. Thank you for that sir, I'll keep in mind you're not a repressed homosexual or pedophile.