Saturday, September 02, 2006


So after getting my drink on in the morning after work, I woke up in the evening and got ready for some awesome badassness.

Crank...was...PRETTY GOOD!

Just pretty good?

I'd rank it about a 7.5 to an 8 out of 10.

Great fun though.

So it's about a hitman (Chev Chelios, played by Jason Statham) who gets in trouble with some gangsters. They inject him with a poison that slows down his heart and the only thing he can do to counteract the affects is to keep kicking ass and get the adrenaline rush. So, with his time limited, he decides to do what any good hitman would do in his situation.

Kick some ass!

But first he has to figure out a way to keep his adrenaline up. Getting into fights, raiding convenience stores for Red Bull, raiding hospitals, you name it. Also, he decides he's gonna confess to his girl about what he really does. Hard to do when she doesn't answer the phone, but that's secondary to laying the smack down.

It's a fun movie. Short, fast, sweet. Lotta running around, being hardcore, fucking shit up and public displays of affection. Erm, yeah, you'll, uh...have to see that bit for yourself. There's really not a lot to say about it beyond that. Lotsa violence. Great violence. Great use of music too. It's starts off with Quiet Riot's Bang Your Head (Metal Health). Yeah, that song pretty much sums it all up. Oh, can't forget the titties.

To sum it up, violence, metal, titties.

Great fun. Recommended



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