God hates me, I know it

So my lawnmower is officially dead.

Fuck!

Can't get a break with this thing. I was mowing the lawn...Monday? Tuesday? And it just took a shit and died. Not even 15 minutes in and it dies. Well, sounded like something got thrown. I don't know. All I know is my lawn is getting thicker.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!

I wonder if my neighbor will let me borrow his?